I play guitar and write explicit songs about bitches and swag swag swag 420 blaze it.
Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. .
taylorswift do you know what thirsty means? bc i am sO THIRSTY FOR YOU TO FOLLOW ME I’M SO SORRY!!!!!! but pls come on girl you shared your cookie recipe with me doesn’t that make us friends
I am literally never gonna get noticed by taylorswift so I’m just gonna give up now and spare annoying people
I knew already so I never tried. Which is probably a shitty way to live but. You know.
The best times to kiss a girl
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
not gonna lie, I had to look for FOMO on google.
WHO KNOWS THE COOL SLANG NOW?!?
Wait wait.. What’s that sound I hear?
The sound of tables turning.
aye taylorswift I promise to leave, and you’ll be a doll and you click the follow button I love you since like age 13 look at this
I sound so illiterate. I’m sorry taylorswift
I love people who make me forget that I’m shy